Mikuru: Listen up, brigade! I've found our next supernatural phenomenon—a real-life daredevil who claims he's 'fought death itself!'
Kick Buttowski: Here we go again...
Kick Buttowski: The name's Kick Buttowski, and I don't fight death—I CHEAT it!
Mikuru: Prove it! Let's see who can stare into the abyss longer without blinking!
Kick Buttowski: You're on, headband-girl! I've stared down monster trucks!
Kyon: Oh no... this won't end well...
Kick Buttowski: That's the most accurate prediction today.
Mikuru: Nice helmet. Is that your version of blinkers?
Kick Buttowski: Hey! That's... part of my identity!
Kick Buttowski: Aw, biscuits! Which way's the door?
Mikuru: Looks like the abyss blinked first.
Kick Buttowski: Should we tell him he's about to walk into the broom closet?
Kyon: Let him discover it... it's more scientific that way.