Heaven’s Hot-Spring Reset
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Kazuma
Ten billion yen idea: sell tickets to heaven's spa. We'd be richer than Eris.
Subaru
Yeah… if we live long enough to spend it.
Kamie the Angel
Mortals and their countdowns. Tonight the universe pauses for bubbles.
Subaru
Every loop starts with a quiet night. Can't trust the quiet.
Kamie the Angel
Then trade quiet for company. Tell us a moment you've never spoken aloud.
Kazuma
Careful, Subaru. Angels might be bound by truth-seal magic. Spill one embarrassing story and it's cosmic blackmail.
Subaru
Fine… but if either of you laughs, I drown myself and reset.
Subaru
First timeline I ever died… I slipped on a soap bar in my own bathroom. Billions of deaths later, still the dumbest.
Kazuma
That's it? No dragon? No despair? Just… hygiene?
Kamie the Angel
A small death can carry infinite weight when it's the first crack in eternity.
Kamie the Angel
Tonight won't crack. I'm off-duty, but my grace lingers. Consider it a loan.
Subaru
Interest rates on grace are brutal. What do you collect?
Kamie the Angel
One honest laugh before dawn. Pay up whenever the loop allows.
Kazuma
Collateral collected. Also, you two were getting way too dramatic for a bath.
Kamie the Angel
Mortals—no respect for celestial spa etiquette.
Subaru
Guess this loop's soundtrack isn't screams. Thanks… for the bubbles.