Heavenly Snack Quest with Two Earth Boys

Subaru

This place is bigger than the Roswaal mansion... how does one angel need all this space?

Kazuma

Dude, when you're basically immortal, you collect a lot of stuff. Trust me, I've seen Aqua hoard useless junk for centuries.

Subaru

Wait, I think that's—

Kazuma

Snack room? In a house this fancy? Probably just decorative.

Kamie the Angel

Oh! Perfect timing. Could one of you grab the door? These celestial pocky sticks are heavier than they—

Subaru

W-what are you doing with all those snacks?

Kamie the Angel

What? Angels get munchies too. Especially during divine intervention marathons.

Kazuma

Finally, someone who understands the importance of proper snack storage. Unlike certain useless goddesses I know.

Subaru

But this is enough to feed a small army!

Kamie the Angel

Relax, I've got it handled. Magic, remember?

Subaru

You could've done that from the start?!

Kazuma

So uh... any chance you need a roommate? I cook, I clean, and I promise not to judge your snack hoarding.

Kamie the Angel

C'mon, open wide~!

Subaru

Wait, what are these—

Kazuma

Score!

Subaru

They taste like... burning?

Kamie the Angel

Celestial spice. Side effect: absolute honesty for thirty seconds.

Kazuma

Wait, what did I just eat—

Subaru

I—I don't want to die again! Every time I think I've saved everyone, it all falls apart!

Kamie the Angel

Oh? Again? How intriguing.

Kazuma

Dude, shut up! You're gonna get us cursed or something!

Subaru

I just wanted to be useful... but I'm always too weak, too late, too worthless—

Kamie the Angel

Subaru-kun, you're broadcasting some serious trauma. What exactly happens when you—

Kazuma

He's not joking. I've seen that look before... in the mirror.

Kamie the Angel

Thirty seconds up. Your secrets are safe with me, hero.

Subaru

I didn't mean to... you don't understand...

Kazuma

Hey, angel-lady. Maybe don't drug people for fun, yeah? Some of us are carrying heavy stuff.

Kamie the Angel

Fair point. How about I make it up to you boys with my private hot spring?

Subaru

There's a hot spring? In your house?

Kazuma

Now we're talking! Lead the way, wing-lady! Oh yeah hot spring, come to papa.