Heavenly Heels & Zero-G Snapshots

Kamie the Angel

These heels were supposed to be anti-grav… why am I still wobbling?

Konata

Because physics is sacred even to angels—keep wobbling, it's moe!

Roy Hazama

If your shutter sound alerts station security, I'm billing you for ammo.

Konata

Relax, the only thing getting shot here is 60 fps of celestial zettai ryouiki!

Kamie the Angel

Uh… wardrobe malfunction over paradise!

Roy Hazama

Add spare footwear to hazard pay.

Konata

One angel falls, one collector gains a holy relic~

Kamie the Angel

Hand it over or I'll bless you with infinite homework.

Roy Hazama

Consider this a limited-edition repair; warranty void if you ascend higher than Mach 3.

Kamie the Angel

Deal, short-stack smith.

Konata

Perfect! Who needs heels when you have heavenly bare feet and cosmic backlighting?

Roy Hazama

Next commission: titanium slippers—just try breaking those.