Heart-Pocket Uniforms & Latte Invasions

Dora Amethyst

Your uniform's silhouette wastes your shoulders, dear. Let me fix that.

Natsumi

You want to redesign my uniform? Why would a famous designer care?

Giroro

I-It's not like I spent all night sewing that heart patch or anything...

Dora Amethyst

Picture this: asymmetrical hem that moves when you kick, reinforced seams for combat—

Natsumi

Combat? It's a school, not a battlefield.

Giroro

Everything's a battlefield when you're this gorgeous...

Sergeant Frog

Special delivery! Keroro Café's famous 'Conquer the World' blend!

Dora Amethyst

Your milk texture looks like alien invasion foam.

Natsumi

Of course you're working here. Where else would you ruin a perfectly good moment?

Giroro

Just... stay... attached... for the love of Pekopon...

Natsumi

Hand in my bag, Corporal?

Giroro

Tactical... inspection... of potential threats?

Sergeant Frog

Someone's getting court-martialed for love crimes!

Dora Amethyst

I'll add a secret heart pocket—for holding tactical affections.

Natsumi

Make it strong enough to survive his panic attacks.

Giroro

Requesting immediate planetary evacuation...

Natsumi

You stitched this... for me?

Giroro

I-it's... tactical reinforcement! For your uniform's... morale section!

Dora Amethyst

The pocket's rated for 300 kilo-tsundere impact.

Sergeant Frog

The secret ingredient is love! And poor stitching!

Natsumi

Morale section? You absolute dork.

Giroro

Corporal Giroro reporting for... uh... fashion duty!

Natsumi

Like armor no invasion could breach...

Sergeant Frog

Incoming glitter foam in three... two...

Dora Amethyst

My designs are usually revealed at fashion week, not foam week.

Natsumi

This is what I get for having a crush on a walking disaster.

Giroro

Requesting... immediate... dry cleaning assistance...

Natsumi

The pocket's perfect. Already holding something explosive.

Giroro

I... I have to report that my heart is now... technically... captured.

Sergeant Frog

Someone document this! For science! And blackmail!

Dora Amethyst

First rule of fashion: always leave them wanting more... and covered in foam.

Sergeant Frog

The invasion plan didn't account for lace-related casualties!

Natsumi

Pick me up tomorrow. The heart pocket needs... tactical inspection.

Giroro

Y-yes sir! I mean ma'am! I mean... oh no, I'm court-martialed by love...