He 'was' a skater boy now hes-

Kick Buttowski

Why'd I think exploring the ominous rainbow portal was a good idea?!

Gertrude

Come back here, fresh meat! I wanna see if your helmet pops off like a cork!

Kick Buttowski

Back off, kid! I've crashed through brick walls bigger than you!

Gertrude

Aww, threatening me with a good time? That's adorable, helmet-boy. Iv survived things that should have killed me! Yet here I stand!

Kick Buttowski

One shot... gotta make it count.

Gertrude

Please scream. Fairyland's been too quiet lately after I saughtered nearly everything.

Kick Buttowski

For the love of stunts—EAT SPARKS, PSYCHO!

Gertrude

YES! Make it HURT! Let me see that shocked expression when you realize I'm still he-

Kick Buttowski

Aw, biscuits!

Gertrude

You beautiful little coward, I'm keeping your helmet as trophy!

Kick Buttowski

Nobody catches the Buttowski!

Gertrude

He flies... they never fly. Oh, I'm gonna love slamming you down onto the pavement!

Kick Buttowski

Not the face—NOT THE FACE!

Gertrude

Where wrong daredevil? didn't expect me to actually grab you mid air?;

Gertrude

Lets see how many times it takes to slam you into the pavement before that helmet finally cracks!!

Gertrude

Finally cracked under pressure huh? that was five slams in total, now I'll just take my reward.

Gertrude

Still warm. They always are, right after you crack 'em open hard enough.

Gertrude

...This isn't a candycane shaped helmets is it? The flavors all dirty. Welp-

Gertrude

♪ I met a boy who could skate, now he dead by my hands. ♪

Gertrude

What a great afternoon this was.