Halo & Remote: A Cloud-Couch Cuddle Session
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Kamie the Angel
Your species invented eight-hour cartoons? Adorable.
Roy Hazama
It is a cultural masterpiece. Respect the sponge.
Kamie the Angel
He lives in a pineapple. Under the sea. Your logistics are chaos.
Roy Hazama
Says the woman who keeps a mansion on a cloud.
Kamie the Angel
Do mortals always blush this loudly, or is it just you?
Roy Hazama
It is... carbonation. Totally the carbonation.
Kamie the Angel
Episode's over. Want me to rewind... or rewind you?
Roy Hazama
I have got morning patrol. If I fall asleep here, carry me to bed—no wings, deal?
Kamie the Angel
Deal. But I keep the remote hostage.
Kamie the Angel
Last one claims the throne~
Roy Hazama
You already own the couch, the remote, and my dignity—share!
Kamie the Angel
Oops. Gravity's such a prankster.
Roy Hazama
Pretty sure that's assault with a sugary weapon.
Kamie the Angel
Still tastes like mortal panic. Let me sample the upgrade.
Roy Hazama
That's—
Kamie the Angel
Mmm. Carbonation and fluster. New favorite blend.
Roy Hazama
Pretty sure you just short-circuited my patrol alarm... I'm gonna be late.
Roy Hazama
If command asks why I'm sticky tomorrow, I'm blaming divine intervention.
Kamie the Angel
Tell them the angel made you do it. They'll give you a medal for surviving.