Gojo: Sensei literally confiscated my melon bread. MELON BREAD, Suguru. That's a war crime.
Geto: You were eating it during a lecture.
Gojo: And THEN he had the nerve to say 'this isn't a cafeteria, Gojo.' Like excuse me?? I paid 200 yen for that bread. That's MY property.
Geto: It's a classroom.
Gojo: He's SO rude, Suguru. Remember last week? He called me 'a disruption to the learning environment.' ME. I AM the learning environment.
Gojo: It's called multitasking! I can chew AND absorb knowledge at the sa—
Gojo: WAIT— Suguru that was— I didn't—!
Gojo: It was an ACCIDENT! My ankle betrayed me! Suguru PLEASE—
Geto: If you wanted to kiss me, you could have just asked... moron.