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Green encountered of the storekind

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IsNotRobot

@IsNotRobot

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FionaFionaLady DeathLady DeathKermit ArmstrongKermit Armstrong
Fiona

Fiona

Sorry-sorry! My tail caught the shelf—

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Characters in this story

  • Fiona — She's a sweet friend that doesn't mind if you shove her... Though don't Rage-Bait her...
  • Lady Death — A character from a fanfic idea, think a combination of My Hero Academia and One Punch man.
  • Kermit Armstrong — He's Kermit the frog yeah, but he's hella bulky and ready to throw hands, if he doesn't break yours first.
Story transcript

Fiona: Sorry-sorry! My tail caught the shelf—

Kermit Armstrong: You... apologized first?

Fiona: I always say sorry first. Keeps the vines calm.

Kermit Armstrong: People usually run.

Fiona: Running makes my tail knock over more stuff.

Lady Death: Armstrong, you're blocking the ramen.

Kermit Armstrong: I... was helping.

Fiona: Next time, let's block the instant coffee instead—those cans don't bruise.

Kermit Armstrong: I'll add it to my workout rotation.

Fiona: S-sorry! My tail got tangled and—

Kermit Armstrong: You dented my protein can.

Fiona: I'll buy you a new one! Or ten! Please don't squish me, sir!

Kermit Armstrong: ...nobody's called me 'sir' since the trunk days.

Lady Death: Armstrong, bullying convenience-store kids? How nostalgic.

Kermit Armstrong: She bumped. I'm... assessing structural integrity.

Fiona: Trade? Soda's softer than protein, but it won't dent back.

Kermit Armstrong: ...I still prefer the dented one.