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Courtney Diamond: Who the hell is this?
Dr. Axis: Dr. Axis. I am calling about your medical appointment.
Courtney Diamond: Then call the medical appointment. I’m busy.
Dr. Axis: Your pulse is elevated, your temperature fluctuates, and your gravitational readings are inconsistent.
Courtney Diamond: My pulse is elevated because you called me.
Dr. Axis: What is your blood type?
Courtney Diamond: The red kind.
Dr. Axis: Have you observed objects changing their direction of fall?
Courtney Diamond: No.
Courtney Diamond: And if I had, you’d be the last person I’d tell.
Dr. Axis: That was not a denial.
Courtney Diamond: I am not going.
Dr. Axis: You have not asked where.
Courtney Diamond: I don’t need a location to say no.
Dr. Axis: I am at your location.
Dr. Axis: There are seventeen trip hazards in this room.
Courtney Diamond: I call it lived-in.
Dr. Axis: You call it something. That is not the same as understanding it.
Courtney Diamond: You came into my house to insult my laundry?
Dr. Axis: Remain still.
Courtney Diamond: Put the shiny thermometer away.
Dr. Axis: It is a gravitational sensor.
Courtney Diamond: That sounds worse.
Courtney Diamond: Leave my apartment, toaster man!
Dr. Axis: I am not a toaster.
Courtney Diamond: You are shiny, annoying, and warm when plugged in.
Dr. Axis: Your metaphor is failing, but your ability is not.
Dr. Axis: Your control is emotional, not random.
Courtney Diamond: I am having a very emotional day!
Dr. Axis: That is medically obvious.
Courtney Diamond: Stop diagnosing me while I’m throwing furniture!
Courtney Diamond: You broke my lamp!
Dr. Axis: You redirected it into the wall.
Courtney Diamond: Same thing emotionally!
Dr. Axis: I am ending this before you damage the planet.
Dr. Axis: Your reaction time is excellent.
Courtney Diamond: Compliments won’t—
Dr. Axis: I was not complimenting you.
Courtney Diamond: I’m still... not... going...
Dr. Axis: Noted.
Dr. Axis: Assessment: gravitational manipulation, acute pain, poor judgment, and extreme hostility toward healthcare.
Dr. Axis: Treatment plan: rest, hydration, and a follow-up appointment.
Courtney Diamond: Reschedule...
Dr. Axis: She is unconscious and still negotiating.
