Goodbye AT&T, Hello Aliens

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Gugu Chan

This arc is so good, don't talk to me.

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Gugu Chan: This arc is so good, don't talk to me.

WhatIf Chan: Shh shh shh it's the confession scene—

WhatIf Chan: No. No no no no no—

Gugu Chan: IT'S BUFFERING?!

WhatIf Chan: What do you MEAN one week?! I'm in the middle of—

Gugu Chan: We're gonna die.

Gugu Chan: Starlink? Isn't that the Elon Musk thing?

WhatIf Chan: I don't care if it's powered by hamsters. Order it.

Elon Musk: Same-day delivery. You're welcome.

WhatIf Chan: ...did he just let himself in?

Elon Musk: Nice place. Love the anime posters. Do you know anyone look like Misa btw? Asking for a friend.

Elon Musk: So basically, the signal bounces off our friends up there. They relay your data in exchange for... your watch history.

Gugu Chan: ...aliens are watching our anime?

WhatIf Chan: ...honestly? Better than AT&T.

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