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Golshi vs The Unbreakable Haaland

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Gold ShipGold ShipHaalandHaaland

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Characters in this story

  • Gold Ship
  • Haaland — Erling Haaland. A chill guy as walking meme that’s like cousin of goldship from umamusume
Story transcript

Golshi: Hehe... let's see how long you last, big guy.

Golshi: Read it! READ IT! I drew the eyes myself!

Golshi: SNAKE! There's a SNAKE on your desk!! ...why aren't you screaming?!

Golshi: LOOK AT ME. I am HORSE. This is TERRIFYING.

Golshi: ...I give up. He's not human.

Haaland: ...nice horse.