Gold Ship’s Library Nap of Existential Drool

Golshi

One more chapter on... *yawn* ...fractional velocity ratios...

Specweek

Gold Ship, your book's backwards—and you're asleep!

Golshi

Win by six lengths... hehe...

Golshi

I was... resting my eyes for strategic analysis!

Specweek

Strategy tip: reading helps if the words aren't upside-down.

Golshi

Upside-down reading builds... cognitive flexibility!

Golshi

Your turn, honor student—let's see you conquer chapter five blind-style.

Specweek

Everything's a blurry finish-line photo—Gold Ship, give me back my normal sight!

Golshi

Excellence demands sacrifice... and maybe a bigger prescription.