Gold and the felidae

Gold (Unmasked)

Okay, live from Starbucks dimension #4,127—first contact with a uh 'Equisapien Felidae' say hi!

Dominans

Hi, chat. Please don’t spam ‘step on me’; my hooves are rated for 2000 PSI with literal pressure that could snap your spine in half.

Gold (Unmasked)

So, what’s your go-to caffeine chaos? I’m basic caramel.

Dominans

House blend. low-sweet. Anything sweeter triggers my intrusive thoughts.

Gold (Unmasked)

Noted. No high-sweetness for the walking calamity.

Dominans

Do you… just head a loud noise?

Gold (Unmasked)

That’s just the sound of chat sending me a donation—please relax for everyones sake.

Gold (Unmasked)

What the-

Dominans

Gravity won. So did the table.

Gold (Unmasked)

You good buddy? Should I be worried?

Dominans

Extremely. You have ten seconds to evacuate everybody before the term 'bull in a china shop' occurs with me as the bull.