Goku’s Donation Disaster Spawns Saiyan Chaos

Bulma

Goku, you’ve been hauling home wads of cash for months. Spill—what’s the hustle?

Goku

Roshi told me the easiest money is at the ‘sperm bank.’ They even give you cookies!

Chi-Chi

You've been doing WHAT?! Goku, do you even UNDERSTAND what you're doing?!

Goku

Not really. You go in a room, watch weird exercise videos, then they pay you. Super simple!

Prince

YOU IDIOT! That DNA will spawn an army of half-wit Saiyan brats overrunning Earth!

Bulma

We’re scientists, yet here we are relying on Roshi’s sex-ed. Brilliant.

Chi-Chi

When I’m done, that turtle hermit won’t even have eyebrows left!

Goku

Relax. If any kids pop up, I’ll just train ‘em. More sparring partners!

Prince

And Earth’s next great threat… is Kakarot's oblivious virility...