Gods Gone Wrong

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Characters in this story

  • Ironie — Also known as Metaboi. He is an OC I had back when I played LittleBigPlanet; he was one of the skins I made, and my fave-skin. He has gone through many adjustments, aka transformations, since. He is 110% a goober and just a little silly billy.
  • Golderia — Ironie's best friend, and the fabulious one of the Meta-Bois Crew.
  • Silveria — He is the sign of Wealth! Also the stright-man of the Meta-Bois Crew (Stright-Man: the normal one of the group, who acts as the middle ground, or the voice of reason)
  • Titae'Nium — The fifth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the shortest one. He has a nepoliean complex, and a very short temper.
  • Steeleo — The fourth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the resonable one. He is reliable, and stubbornly kind.
  • Kermit Armstrong — He's Kermit the frog yeah, but he's hella bulky and ready to throw hands, if he doesn't break yours first.
  • Priestinans — A variation of dominans who instead of exploring the world. found her destiny at church. her melody voice puts her audience at peace as she has now become the world's most devoted priest to god
Story transcript

Kermit Armstrong: BEHOLD! Your GOD has arrived!

Priestinans: God is not green.

Kermit Armstrong: Excuse me?! That's RACIST!

Golderia: Step aside, green one. The one true FABULOUS god has arrived.

Kermit Armstrong: Oh COME ON!

Ironie: Golderia. We agreed. Pantheon. Not a Monotheism.

Silveria: If you're going to say Monotheism, the opposite is Polytheism. Not Pantheon.

Ironie: What, you gonna be the god of proper sentences?

Silveria: Words matter, Ironie. One wrong phrase, and you insult instead of compliment.

Kermit Armstrong: You're all a bunch of CLOWNS! Bow down NOW, or I wipe you all out!

Steeleo: The Meta-Gods bow to no frog.

Titae'Nium: Especially not to some oversized Florida man's midday snack.

Kermit Armstrong: ENOUGH!