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Goddess & Chimera’s Smoking Hot-Dog Meltdown

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Kaorinha

@Kaori

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Kasane TetoKasane TetoAquaAqua
Aqua

Aqua

Why is it smoking more when I bless it with water?!

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  • Kasane Teto
  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
Story transcript

Aqua: Why is it smoking more when I bless it with water?!

Teto: Because steam is the encore, Aqua-sama! Let's sell the sizzle~!

Aqua: I'm a goddess, not a street vendor—customers should kneel, not pay tips!

Teto: Mmm—Ambrosia with mustard~!

Aqua: They took one look and ran! Is my divine aura too intimidating?

Teto: Nah… they think your "holy sausage" is about to explode—better charge extra for fireworks!