Goddess, Catgirl & Goon: Roommate Bliss

Celestine Lucross

Hello. I read that there was a room available... I was hoping to make a little sanctuary here

Kuroka

Hey, and yup. The third room on the left is free. Don't mind the big guy. He is perfectly safe and a huge dork. In a harmless way

Norman the God of Gooning

Hi... umm... I didn't expect anyone to reply to fast... Instant ramen...?

Kuroka

Between us, the landlord is a bigger scam than the old Devil kings… but the mortal's heart is… squishy.

Celestine Lucross

I-I merely seek peace, not… squishiness…

Norman the God of Gooning

I hope you like living here. Um-miss Kuroka been strict, but she helped me get this place cleaned up... looks a lot better then it did.

Celestine Lucross

Sometimes, cleansing one soul. Starts by cleaning ones home. It's about the little steps.

Kuroka

Achoo-bless you—see, even your allergies want attention.

Norman the God of Gooning

I-I will clean it, I swear—just do not smite me, goddess!

Celestine Lucross

No smiting… but the rent is now one sincere compliment per day—payable to each roommate.

Norman the God of Gooning

C-compliment both? My rizz is still at zero—

Celestine Lucross

Start practicing, landlord of goons; fail and we will redecorate… with glitter.