Giants, Angels & Physics at the Carnival

Roy Hazama

Alright, watch and learn—this is all about trajectory physics.

Kamie the Angel

Physics? You're throwing plastic rings at rubber ducks.

Ayaki

Statistically, you have a 3% success rate based on booth dimensions.

Orenji

Is... is this made for people my size?

Ayaki

The structural integrity suggests... no. But the data will be fascinating.

Orenji

Maybe I should just tap it?

Roy Hazama

Uh... I don't think that's how you win the bear.

Kamie the Angel

Nobody mention this to the carnival insurance company.

Orenji

I barely touched it!

Ayaki

Fascinating. The molecular structure of this 'bear' suggests it's 87% petroleum byproducts.

Roy Hazama

It's just a carnival prize, Ayaki. Not everything needs lab analysis.

Ayaki

Everything is data, Roy. Even your questionable taste in stuffed animals.

Kamie the Angel

Look! I won everything by existing. The booth guy just gave up.

Orenji

I got this tiny cat. It was the only thing I could safely hold.

Roy Hazama

Next time, we're going somewhere with fewer breakable things.

Ayaki

I've calculated the exact force needed to—

Kamie the Angel

No. We are NOT going back to test your math.

Ayaki

But the data suggests I could win the giant octopus if we—

Kamie the Angel

Roy's already crying into his cotton candy. Let the man mourn his deposit money.