Giant Tea-Party Espionage

BabyMetal

One-two, one-two, the stars are sugar cubes!

Orenji

Careful, little diva—if you spill, I’ll flood the field with chamomile.

Agent-0221

Target neutralization unnecessary—giant babysitter appears… competent?

BabyMetal

Spy-lady, your heartbeat sounds like castanets!

Orenji

Little metal princess, shall we invite the shadow in the grass to tea?

Agent-0221

I do not attend stuffed-animal soirées.

BabyMetal

Tea-party rule seven: no refusal without tasting Orenji’s cookies!

Agent-0221

Cookies the size of cargo containers? I’ll need a bigger belt.

Orenji

One bite and I’ll owe you a favor… in any size.

Agent-0221

Define ‘any.’

BabyMetal

Make her promise to sing the Miku encore with us—then we’ll let you spy another day.

Agent-0221

Deal. But if anyone uploads this to MSTR servers, I’m blaming the giant.