Gate-Crashed Angel vs. Yohane’s Delusion

Kamie the Angel

This... wasn't supposed to happen...

Chika

An... angel?!

Hanamaru

Zura... I think I'm seeing things, zura...

Kamie the Angel

I meant to do this! It's... a tactical landing position!

Chika

Tactical? You look like a gilded bat stuck in a fence!

Kamie the Angel

Angels don't get stuck! We... strategically reposition ourselves in space-time!

Yohane

Behold! Another fallen angel joins our realm! Yohane welcomes you, sister of darkness!

Kamie the Angel

Fallen? I'm literally stuck UP here, not down there...

Chika

Yoshiko, this isn't one of your roleplay sessions...

Yohane

Such power... you must teach me the ancient ways of celestial rebellion!

Kamie the Angel

Actually, could someone call maintenance? These wings are rental, and the deposit was HUGE—

Kamie the Angel

I REGRET EVERYTHINGGGG—

Yohane

YOSHIKO REGRETS THIS TOOOO—

Kamie the Angel

This is fine. I'm definitely still divine. Nobody saw this.

Yohane

Yohane... has been... defeated by gravity...

Chika

Should we help them, or just start charging admission?

Hanamaru

Already made 2000 yen, zura!

Kamie the Angel

Oops! That's... not supposed to happen outside of heaven's jurisdiction!

Chika

Achoo! What is this stuff—achoo!—it's everywhere!

Yohane

Actual stardust... Yohane's dark powers are evolving!

Chika

Hanamaru, my phone—achoo!—it's recording!

Hanamaru

Already gone viral, zura. Three thousand views and counting!

Kamie the Angel

Heaven's going to revoke my cloud privileges for this...

Kamie the Angel

Nononononono—

Yohane

She's going to—

Kamie the Angel

Of course this is happening. Of course.

Kamie the Angel

I am a celestial being. I command respect and reverence.

Chika

You look like—achoo!—like the school's new golden weathercock!

Hanamaru

500 yen for a photo with the 'Holy Hood Ornament,' zura!

Yohane

Teach me your ways, oh Golden Guardian of the Gate! How does one achieve such... elevated status?

Kamie the Angel

Step one: don't get your rental wings stuck in mortal infrastructure.

Student

Is this part of the school festival?!

Kamie the Angel

Welcome to your divine intervention! Donations accepted for... heavenly maintenance fees.

Chika

You know, we could make this the new Aqours attraction. 'Visit the Golden Angel of Uranohoshi!'

Kamie the Angel

Do you take cloud credit? My wallet's still up there...