Gap Moe Wars: Fox vs Cat

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Fennfox
Little bro, I ran analytics—your universe's moe-index spiked 4,000%. Care to explain?
Kittysamma
I discovered Gap Moe. The universe needed calibration.
Kittysamma
MOE IS LOVE, MOE IS LIFE!
Fennfox
Wrong scripture, prophet.
Fennfox
That line belongs to an ogre and a 2012 YouTube shrek-mentary. You're quoting meme history.
Kittysamma
Details, details. Gap Moe transcends ogres. My moe blob is peak culture.
Fennfox
Culture that looks like a marshmallow had an identity crisis.
Kittysamma
Keep mocking me and I'll overwrite your hoodie texture to perpetual glitter.
Fennfox
Cute. But glitter's so last multiverse.
Kittysamma
...I'm going back to sleep for another eon. Wake me when moe evolves dignity.
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