Galactic Lollipop Crash-Landing
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Story transcript
HaXzOr: Bridge, why is a tiny life-form camping on my hull mid-warp exit?!
Milim: Heeey~ Your door's locked. Let me in!
HaXzOr: She's... she's denting the armor with her knuckles. That's a 900-meter-thick alloy...
Milim: Rude! Open up before I get bored and punch a window!
Usagi: Um... why is a magical girl knocking on a dreadnought?
HaXzOr: That's what I'm trying to figure out, Moon-tourist.
Milim: Boo. Your computer thinks I'm a space-cat. Cute, right?
HaXzOr: Override failed. My moral code won't let me delete housepets.
Milim: So, giant robot, wanna play tag? Loser gives up their flagship!
HaXzOr: Fine. But if I win, you have to sit through a twelve-year tutorial on safe warp protocols.
Usagi: Deal! And if we both lose, we rename the ship 'Sparkly Lollipop'!
HaXzOr: My twelve-year fan-cred just filed for bankruptcy...