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Characters in this story
- Ayumu Niikura
- Wade
- Alice The Bully — a bully girl in your school
- Ruri Aoki — a high school student that's half human and half dragon
Story transcript
Wade: Rule one, little dragons and delinquents: Let Nature be your ride.
Ruri Aoki: Does nature include horns? They're kind of... conspicuous.
Alice The Bully: Great, philosophy from a guy who bathes in energy-drink sweat.
Wade: Second wisdom: If someone tries to harsh your mellow, let it go and roll like the dog.
Ayumu: Rolling like the dog is how you end up on the internet, Wade.
Ruri Aoki: So... if a bully pops your heart-cloud, you just... wag your tail?
Alice The Bully: Tails are for people who haven't been kicked theirs whole life.
Wade: Last rule: Know when it's time to kick back.
Ayumu: And know when it's time to smack the mentor!
Alice The Bully: You hit me...
Ayumu: You looked like you needed a reboot, not a bruise.
Ruri Aoki: Try a sip. Tastes like... dragon dad approved?
Alice The Bully: If this stuff's made of sweat, I might finally fit in somewhere.
Wade: Welcome to the Wade, Danger Delinquent. First one's free... next one costs you a smile.
Ayumu: My fan—did you—where—?
Alice The Bully: Maybe the dog rolled away with it.
Wade: And that, kids, is the way of the steal—uh, Wade.