Fun-Sized Emperor Meets Demon Swing-Crasher

Milim

This planet's swings are soooo weak~!

Titae'Nium

Maybe if you weren't crushing it with your demon lord weight—

Milim

I'm not heavy, you're just short!

Titae'Nium

I am the supreme ruler of all short people! Height is just—

Milim

A problem when you can't reach the swing chain?

Titae'Nium

Bro, tell this demon princess that swing sets have weight limits!

Steeleo

Pretty sure she's a lord, not a princess.

Milim

I like the tall one! He can see eye-to-eye with me!

Titae'Nium

Get! Off! My! Playground!

Milim

Aww, the short emperor wants to play emperor of the swing set?

Steeleo

This is why we can't have nice things.

Milim

Tell you what, short stuff—if you can make me laugh in three seconds, I'll fix your swing AND give you a cookie.

Titae'Nium

...What's the catch?

Milim

You have to admit you're fun-sized, not short!

Titae'Nium

...I'm fun-sized.

Milim

Good boy! Now who wants to help me find stronger swings?

Steeleo

I'll get my toolbox. Again.