Fullmetal Waffle Knockout
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Story transcript
Asuka: Welcome to the waffle house. Its 3 am which means its time for a brawl. Step right up shorty, I heard Rangiku got you by her finger.
Ed: For the last time, mind your business you heartless Raggedy Ann.
Al: Brother, let it go—just fight the wandering karate guy, not the waitress.
Ryu: Kid in a tin suit and a shrimp in a temper tantrum. This won't take long.
Ed: Tin suit's my brother. Shrimp's about to send you airborne.
Ed: FLY, HADOUKEN BOY!
Asuka: Did the pipsqueak just—
Al: Brother, you won!
Asuka: Fine—take the cash. We need to get out right now.
Asuka: Everyone pack it up. That prize money wasn't officially signed off on.
Voice from kitchen: ASUKA YOU DAMNED THIEF!!!!! WHEN I GET THERE....
Ed: AL, IT'S TIME TO GO!!!!! RUN!!!!!
Al: WAIT FOR ME BROTHER!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO TIN GUYS LIKE ME IN JAIL!!!!