Frying pan
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Story transcript
Master Chief: Princess Twilight, our training session starts now. Combat readiness is essential for all allies.
Master Chief: This pan will teach you the value of staying alert at all times.
Twilight Sparkle: This isn't what I meant by 'cultural exchange program'!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight! Help! The human's gone rogue!
Starlight Glimmer: Stop it right now! This is a library, not a battlefield!
Starlight Glimmer: My barrier spell should keep you two apart for at least—
Master Chief: Spartans adapt to all battlefield conditions. Magic barriers included.
Twilight Sparkle: This is NOT in any friendship protocol I've studied!
Twilight Sparkle: My books! Be careful with the first edition 'Advanced Magical Theory'!
Starlight Glimmer: By Celestia's mane, what is wrong with you two?
Starlight Glimmer: Time freeze spell! That should give me a moment to—wait, why isn't it affecting the Spartan?
Master Chief: MJOLNIR armor has limited magic resistance. Cortana's analysis suggests your spell only works at 30% efficiency on me.
Master Chief: The princess needs to learn defensive maneuvers. This is for her own good.
Twilight Sparkle: That's it! If it's training you want, it's training you'll get!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight, drop the barrier! Let's show this Spartan what alicorn magic can really do!