Frog Invasion Turned Electric Cuddle Crisis

Roy Hazama

So you're the infamous invasion force? One frog with a plastic toy addiction?

Sergeant Frog

It's not just me! My entire platoon is mobilized! We're just... regrouping!

Mikoto

Aww, you're even cuter up close! Like a little green plushie with anxiety issues!

Sergeant Frog

Release me immediately, human! This is highly irregular for an invasion protocol!

Mikoto

You're so soft! Do all aliens feel like stress balls?

Roy Hazama

Interesting... your bio-signature shows zero combat readiness. What's your actual mission here?

Sergeant Frog

I demand proper prisoner of war treatment! No more unauthorized cuddling!

Mikoto

Oops, sorry! Sometimes my hugs come with a 10,000 volt bonus!

Sergeant Frog

Your species' greeting rituals are severely flawed!

Roy Hazama

You know what, frog? I think your invasion just got upgraded to 'adopted pet' status.

Sergeant Frog

This is NOT how planetary conquest is supposed to proceed!