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Frieren stops Dante from fishing

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Kurosai

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Dante

Dante

Just a man, his rod, and the open water. Perfect.

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  • Frieren — Frieren is an elf mage whose perception of time is the central axis of the entire narrative. Although she appears to be a teenager or young adult, she has lived for over a thousand years.
  • Dante
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Dante: Just a man, his rod, and the open water. Perfect.

Dante: Bet Vergil never learned how to fish. Score one for me.

Frieren: Demon! How dare you taint this sacred fishing spot!

Frieren: Leave at once or face the consequences of elven magic!

Dante: Whoa there, grandma. I'm just fishing.

Dante: Half-demon, by the way. The good half likes fishing. The bad half... well, he thinks the worms got a raw deal.

Frieren: Impossible. Demons don't just... fish.

Frieren: And if they did, they certainly wouldn't wear such an impractical outfit. Red leather by a riverbank? You'll scare all the fish away!

Dante: Hey, this coat is my signature look! Ladies love the look.

Dante: Besides, fish don't care about fashion. They care about... uh... whatever fish care about.

Frieren: You don't even have the right bait! What fish would bite a pizza crust?

Frieren: And your technique... I've been fishing for over a thousand years, and I've never seen anything so absurd!

Dante: A thousand years? And you're critiquing MY outfit? At least I updated my look after the medieval period!

Frieren: This white robe is timeless, unlike that gaudy coat. Now pay attention, demon...

Frieren: Wait, did you actually catch something with that ridiculous method?