🦃Frieren goes turkey hunting🦃
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Himmel
The tracks are fresh. We should—
Frieren
I already see it. Four miles northeast, behind that ridge.
Himmel
Four miles? I can't even see that far through the trees! how-
Himmel
Frieren... what did you do to your hunting rifle?
Frieren
Oh, just improved it. Tracking enhancement, trajectory calculation, wind compensation—
Himmel
This is supposed to be traditional hunting! I told you no magic! the pilgrims and wampanoag people never had magic back then.
Frieren
Himmel, while I respect your human traditions. Telling me not to use magic is like, telling Heiter he can't drink booze: it's impossible.
Himmel
The challenge is what makes it meaningful. We rely on skill, not magic. This is really ruining the spirit of the holiday.
Frieren
My magic is my skill, you should know that by now.
Himmel
Wait! what did I just sa-
Frieren
Range: four miles. Wind: negligible. Target: acquired.
Frieren
Begone, may your insides bring my stomach joy. Feather one.
Himmel
You actually hit it. Four miles away. Through the forest.
Frieren
Yes. Though I may have also vaporized eight trees, a random demon, and a grizzly bear and startled every deer within ten miles.
Himmel
So much for a quiet, traditional hunt.
Frieren
I'm sorry himmel. Next time, we'll do it your way. ill even let you check my weapon first.
