Naruto: Whoa... everyone here is dating.
Tanjiro: Not everyone. But you can sit with us.
L: Light, the new student has identified the central problem.
Light: Do not call our school a problem.
Naruto: Medical check... pouch secure.
Tanjiro: Naruto? I brought your schedule. I can leave it here.
Naruto: No, it’s okay. Come in.
Bakugo: This school has two kinds of idiots: couples and people waiting to be asked.
Ichigo: That board is alphabetical.
Toshiro: You put your name under T.
Ichigo: Because someone moved it.
Naruto: Uh... is this note for me?
Muichiro: This was in your bag.
Naruto: Don’t open it.
Bakugo: Nobody opened it. Quit treating medical stuff like gossip.
Naruto: I should’ve stayed invisible.
Naruto: The note was supposed to be good news.
Tanjiro: You don’t owe anyone a demonstration.
Naruto: I wear medical underwear under my uniform. It helps when my mental health gets bad.
Giyu: Your privacy is yours.
Tanjiro: And the mixer can wait five minutes.
L: The rumor began with an assumption, not evidence.
Light: Your evidence board has a heart around our names.
Ichigo: You investigated everyone else to avoid one conversation.
Bakugo: All of you are useless.
Ichigo: Too loud?
Naruto: A little.
Ichigo: Then let’s leave. Ramen doesn’t need a crowd.
Naruto: Is this your note?
Ichigo: I was hoping you’d ask.
Light: You made a list of dates for me?
L: You made one first.
Tanjiro: You investigated a rumor to avoid a conversation.
Giyu: Predictable.
Naruto: One honest note. One threat with terrible handwriting.
Bakugo: IT’S LEGIBLE!
Ichigo: No rush.
Naruto: Good. I’m choosing when I’m ready.
