Fireworks With My Immortal Festival Family

Meta-Gurl

Told you this was perfect! Look at all these humans being adorably mortal!

Elsearia The Mistress

The way that vendor's sweating... should I make his night unforgettable?

Coppester the Bartender

We're here for 'family bonding,' not cosmic harassment of snack vendors.

Meta-Gurl

Bet I can get more than you without breaking reality.

Elsearia The Mistress

Please. I've been making mortals gasp longer than their species existed.

Coppester the Bartender

The scoops cost three hundred yen. Try not to bankrupt the stall owner.

Meta-Gurl

Oopsie~ Looks like someone forgot how physics works!

Elsearia The Mistress

I was... demonstrating mortal fragility.

Coppester the Bartender

Your 'demonstration' just aged that poor man ten years.

Elsearia The Mistress

Fine. Shooting contest. Winner gets to make Coppester call them 'mommy' for a week.

Meta-Gurl

Oh, you're ON. I've been practicing on Ironie's ego for centuries!

Coppester the Bartender

Just... keep the change. All of it. For your therapy bills.

Elsearia The Mistress

The last time I watched these... he was still speaking to me.

Meta-Gurl

Different universe. Different story. Same idiot bestie who loves you.

Coppester the Bartender

For the record, both of you missed every shot. The booth owner felt sorry and gave you participation prizes.

Meta-Gurl

Family bonding complete! Coppester's officially our embarrassed dad!

Elsearia The Mistress

Wait till I tell the Meta-Bois you accessorized your daughter-figure.

Coppester the Bartender

I'm updating my resume. 'Survived millennia of cosmic shenanigans. Quit because of fashion theft.'