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Fifty-Year-Old Tea Still Steaming

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FrierenFrierenEmiliaEmiliaFranky TopazFranky Topaz
Emilia

Emilia

Franky, you must try this Lugnican blend. It's only harvested once every three years.

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Characters in this story

  • Frieren — Frieren is an elf mage whose perception of time is the central axis of the entire narrative. Although she appears to be a teenager or young adult, she has lived for over a thousand years.
  • Emilia
  • Franky Topaz — Franky is a female basketball player at the age of 28, she compete in games and won 20 games, she is 6ft5, a haif goddess and has a big appetite.
Story transcript

Emilia: Franky, you must try this Lugnican blend. It's only harvested once every three years.

Franky Topaz: Three years? That's... not even long enough for my laundry cycle.

Emilia: Oh! Frieren promised she'd join us today!

Franky Topaz: The elf? Didn't she say that... fifty years ago?

Frieren: The petals are still falling. I thought I was late.

Emilia: F-Fifty years late! The tree bloomed and withered seventeen times since your last visit!

Frieren: But it was only yesterday that I said I'd come.

Emilia: Yesterday was half a century ago!

Frieren: Ah. Human time moves differently.

Franky Topaz: So when she said she'd teach you that ancient spell 'next week'...

Emilia: That was forty-three years ago! I've been waiting at this spot every Tuesday since!

Frieren: The tea smells lovely. Shall we discuss your magical studies?

Franky Topaz: Sure, let's talk about them. Maybe she'll finish learning them by the year 3000.

Emilia: I... I need to sit down. For about fifty years.