Fast-Food Feud: InuYasha vs Vegeta
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Characters in this story
- Vegeta — The prince of all sayains.
- Kagome Higurashi
- InuYasha
Story transcript
InuYasha: What is this garbage?! This meat tastes like demon carcass left in the sun!
InuYasha: Kagome, how can humans eat this slop? Even Sango's cooking is better than this!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit down! You're causing a scene!
Kagome: Just eat like a normal person for once!
Prince: Hey, mutt! That's MY cooking you're insulting!
Prince: A dog demon who eats raw demon meat judging gourmet cuisine? How rich!
InuYasha: What did you say, you low-class punk?!
InuYasha: (This guy smells like he's from royalty... but that uniform...)
Prince: Prince of all Saiyans, reduced to flipping burgers. But at least I can cook, unlike some flea-bitten half-demon!
Kagome: Both of you, stop! Inuyasha, sit!
InuYasha: (Damn that command... but this guy's power level is off the charts...)
Prince: Tell you what, dog boy. Try this special order - made with real dinosaur meat. Maybe then you'll understand why humans line up for my cooking.
Prince: (Plus, this job pays for Bulma's shopping. Not that I'd ever admit it...)
InuYasha: I don't need your pity meal, you washed-up prince!
InuYasha: What's wrong? Can't handle the truth about your extinct monkey kingdom?
Prince: (He dares... after everything...)
Prince: Dog... you just barked up the wrong tree.
Prince: Let's see how you handle something stronger than a sit command.
InuYasha: What the hell is this?! It burns!
InuYasha: (Flea spray? This bastard...)
Kagome: Vegeta, that's industrial flea repellent! You could seriously hurt him!
InuYasha: (Can't... control... the demon blood...)
InuYasha: You want to play dirty, monkey? Let's see how you handle a full-blooded demon!
Prince: Finally! I've been dying to test my power against a real opponent!
Prince: (This pathetic job just got interesting...)
Kagome: Both of you, stop! If you destroy this restaurant, we'll all be banned from every fast food place in Tokyo!
Kagome: (Why do I always attract the most dramatic men?)
InuYasha: (The demon blood... it's taking over... this monkey prince will pay for humiliating me)
Prince: Impressive, dog breath. But you've only seen the tip of the iceberg.
Prince: (Ultra Instinct... the power that surpasses gods. Let's see how a half-demon handles divine fury)
InuYasha: Tetsusaiga! Transform to protect Kagome!
Prince: Big Bang Attack! Let's see if your precious sword can handle a planet-buster!
Kagome: The manager's coming! He's got that look... the one that means someone's getting fired!
Prince: (No... not the manager... the one who can fire even a Saiyan prince)
InuYasha: (The demon's gone... replaced by the fear of Kagome's wrath)
Kagome: Both of you are paying for this mess! That's coming out of your salaries AND your allowance! (Inuyasha: I ain't go no job!)
Prince: (Prince of all Saiyans... reduced to prison food. And that mutt actually held his own against me...)
Kagome: Vegeta, I'm so sorry about everything. Here's the letter I had to write. If its any consolation, I'm on probation for the next 15 years.
InuYasha: Heh, not bad for a washed-up prince. At least I got to fight someone strong.
Prince: Watch your tongue, half-breed! I was holding back!
InuYasha: Sure you were. That's why we're both here, right?
Kagome: Guys! You're literally in prison and you're still trying to fight!
Prince: I won't be in for long. My wife's rich until your broke ass.
InuYasha: Really? Must not be so bad being a kept man.
Prince: Not excuse I need to do some squats.