Fake-Dating the Demon Lord for Tournament Tickets
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Demon lord Murasaki
So the bet is: I play your 'girlfriend' for one night and you all stop summoning demon chickens in my realm. Correct?
Golderia
Correct, sugar. And if we pull it off, you owe us front-row seats at the Interdimensional Fighting Tournament.
Titae'Nium
And if they figure out it's fake, you owe us a month of housekeeping. No magic short-cuts.
Demon lord Murasaki
Short emperor, remind me—how tall is the couch you're sitting on?
Titae'Nium
Four inches taller than me, which is totally normal!
Golderia
Darling, you remember my beloved—uh—
Demon lord Murasaki
Mura-chan, remember? And you're taking me to the tournament gala tonight, snookums.
Steeleo
You owe me fifty bucks, Gold. I said she'd rope you into a pet-name within ten minutes.
Golderia
Planning to hex the paparazzi, princess?
Demon lord Murasaki
Only if they ask about your height... or lack thereof.
Titae'Nium
Photo op in five! Remember: you two are madly in love, no deadpan demon stares!
Demon lord Murasaki
Brace yourself, buttercup. My hand's about to get very clingy.
Golderia
Bring it, cupcake. My cheek's ready for the saccharine assault.
Steeleo
Remember folks, relationship goals include spontaneous pyrotechnics—
Demon lord Murasaki
Oops, minor illusion misfire. Hope your fans like confetti instead of confessions.
Golderia
Next time we fake-date a demon, I'm picking one who can't turn paparazzi into balloon animals.