Explosive Espresso, Zero Casualties
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Roy Hazama
Which one of you ordered the explosive espresso?
Kazuma
Please tell me that's just a really edgy latte name…
Samantha Arkadia
Sir, our special is only metaphorically explosive—
Roy Hazama
Metaphors don't register on my threat meter, barista.
Kazuma
Look, if you want actual firepower, the back room has a broken espresso machine that literally erupts; take it and leave the customers out of this.
Roy Hazama
…You're offering me a defective coffee appliance instead of a monster?
Kazuma
In this economy, it's the best I can do.
Roy Hazama
Huh. Smells like gunpowder but tastes like hazelnut.
Samantha Arkadia
Secret ingredient's just smoked sugar, promise.
Kazuma
Next time we label it 'definitely not cursed'…