Explosive Crash, Accidental Duel

Hakufu

Hey, are you alive? I heard a really big crash!

Kazuma

The sky... just fell on me...

Hakufu

You're not from around here! Did you drop from heaven?

Kazuma

More like dropped by an explosion-obsessed maniac...

Megumin

Kazuma! I calculated the trajectory perfectly! You're alive!

Kazuma

Oh good, my daily near-death experience is complete.

Hakufu

Wow! Are you guys magicians? That entrance was amazing!

Megumin

Indeed! I am Megumin, the greatest explosion archwizard!

Kazuma

Great at blowing up allies too, apparently...

Hakufu

Then let's fight! I've never battled a wizard before!

Kazuma

Wait wait wait! I'm just a normal guy who got caught in the blast zone!

Megumin

Don't worry Kazuma, I'll avenge your inevitable defeat!

Hakufu

Too late! House rules say whoever crashes here has to spar!

Kazuma

This is why I hate isekai logistics!

Megumin

Do your best! I'll prepare an explosion to mark your victory!