Explosions, TikTok Bans, and Government Flops

Megumin

A social media ban?! Officer Futaba, this is an attack on my explosion art community!

Yusuke Urameshi

Yeah, what gives? Just break up the tech giants instead of punishing kids!

Futaba Aoi

Orders from above. No social media for anyone under sixteen, effective immediately.

Megumin

But my explosion compilation videos have 2.3 million views! My fans will think I've been... deactivated!

Yusuke Urameshi

Let me guess - the government's too chicken to stand up to America, so they're taking the easy way out?

Futaba Aoi

The US threatened more tariffs if we touched their tech companies... this was the... diplomatic solution.

Megumin

Just when I had my biggest explosion to debut. This blows...

Yusuke Urameshi

Unbelievable. The government just got outsmarted by a bunch of Silicon Valley nerds.

Megumin

At least tell me I can keep my explosion discord...

Futaba Aoi

Actually, the policy only covers major platforms. Your niche explosion forums should be fine.

Megumin

Really?!

Yusuke Urameshi

So basically... you just banned kids from TikTok while the worst platforms like Discord and Roblox are good?

Futaba Aoi

Welcome to government problem-solving. We make big gestures and hope nobody reads the fine print.