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tepito89

@tepito89

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SonyaSonyaBrad ButtowskiBrad ButtowskiYomikawaYomikawaRuri AokiRuri Aoki
Brad Buttowski

Brad Buttowski

Yeah Brad! This is what popular kids do - hang at parks and be awesome.

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Characters in this story

  • Sonya
  • Brad Buttowski — "dillweed!"
  • Yomikawa — "An eternally beautiful girl is eternally a high school girl..."
  • Ruri Aoki — a high school student that's half human and half dragon
Story transcript

Brad Buttowski: Yeah Brad! This is what popular kids do - hang at parks and be awesome.

Yomikawa: According to Nietzsche, popularity is merely social construct reflecting herd mentality.

Ruri Aoki: Um... my mom said I should try making friends but...

Sonya: Are those real? Can I touch—

Ruri Aoki: Wah! Don't touch them!

Brad Buttowski: Dillweed! Those horns are probably just some lame cosplay!

Sonya: I wasn't scared! I was... assessing potential threats!

Ruri Aoki: They're real... I think...

Brad Buttowski: My shirt! You torched my awesome shirt!

Ruri Aoki: I'm so sorry! It happens when I'm nervous!

Yomikawa: Friedrich predicted this - the eternal recurrence of embarrassing social interactions.

Sonya: I-I'm not hiding! I'm strategically repositioning!

Brad Buttowski: This is worse than Kick's stunts...

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