Enchanted Tape Measures the Disco-Ninja

Kazuma

Lady Dora! I need armor that doesn't scream 'I looted this from a goblin's trash pile!'

Dora Amethyst

And you thought storming into my sanctuary would convince me?

Dora Amethyst

Let's see what we're working with, shall we?

Kazuma

Wait, why is it moving on its own?!

Kazuma

This thing's getting awfully friendly with my measurements!

Dora Amethyst

Quiet. It's judging your posture. Poorly.

Kazuma

It's going for the danger zone! Make it stop!

Dora Amethyst

Oh, it seems to have developed a... particular interest in your assets.

Kazuma

I look like a walking chandelier...

Dora Amethyst

Stealth isn't always about darkness, darling. Sometimes it's about blinding them with sheer audacity.