Emergency in the Wrath Ring
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Story transcript
Satan: Mammon is in a hospital. How is that even a sentence?
Him: I do love a crisis with assigned seating.
Satan: Mammon is in the hospital. The Ring of Greed is in ruins. And the culprit is a human pirate named Donquixote Doflamingo.
Scanty: Uncle Satan, a human defeating a Sin violates every infernal hierarchy in Code Section 7, Article 3.
Scanty: It is an outrage against natural order.
Kneesocks: We demand a complete report. Three copies. Stamped.
Kneesocks: Preferably signed by Mammon, if he can still hold a pen.
Him: Oh, I adore the paperwork already.
Satan: Bandaged torso. Cracked jester hat. Three broken ribs. He can barely speak.
Satan: All he can do is scream, “My profits!”
Satan: Invisible strings. Human puppets. Impossible survival.
Satan: That sounds like demonic influence. And I know one demon who loves toys.
Him: Oh, dear.
Him: What a cruel accusation! I swear by my lipstick, I never helped that feathered pirate.
Him: Though... the strings and elegant chaos? Excellent taste.
Satan: You are making this worse.
Him: If I had helped him, the Ring of Greed would be upside down, tied with a pink bow.
Scanty: Then who did?
Kneesocks: I have the official stamps ready.
Satan: You three will investigate together. Find out whether Doflamingo had help from below.
Scanty: Together?
Him: Adorable.
Him: Can I wear the cape and hat?
Kneesocks: Only if they comply with the official inter-ring dress code.
Scanty: Final report due in forty-eight hours. With annexes.
Satan: If anyone hid information, you will fill out the report together. Same pen. No breaks.
Him: What a lovely threat!
Satan: A human put a Sin in the hospital... and I hate that I am impressed.