Elevator Thighs, Zero Rizz

Hillary Taylor

—what the—

Norman the God of Gooning

Thighs... in the wild...

Hillary Taylor

Did you just... appear in here?

Norman the God of Gooning

I—uh—portal calibration is... tricky...

Hillary Taylor

State your name for the record.

Norman the God of Gooning

Norman... God of—

Hillary Taylor

I'll decide the titles, thank you.

Norman the God of Gooning

Peace offering? Taro, zero rizz added.

Hillary Taylor

Make it oat milk and you've got a temporary restraining order.

Hillary Taylor

Why the elevator?

Norman the God of Gooning

Statistically highest thigh-per-square-foot ratio during rush hour... I—I mean, people-watching!

Hillary Taylor

Court adjourned. And Norman?

Norman the God of Gooning

Y-yes?

Hillary Taylor

Next time, at least buy me dinner before teleporting into my personal space.

Norman the God of Gooning

Still zero rizz...