Eggman: Great masters of evil, I beg your guidance!
Freeza: Why is this egg-shaped buffoon wasting my time?
Aizen: How fascinating. You seek to learn true evil from us?
Sesshy: How did you locate me, human? This insult demands explanation.
Eggman: I-I used Craigslist. Please, that damned blue rodent is driving me insane.
Freeza: I'll teach you evil by destroying you where you stand!
Aizen: Wait a second Frieza. I have a plan.
Eggman: Why do I feel cold all the sudden?
Aizen: My dear Eggman, true evil isn't destruction—it's manipulation. Let me show you the art of the long con.
Eggman: Aizen-sama, teach me! I'll sell my entire robot army if needed!
Sesshy: Pathetic. This human would trade his soul for power he cannot comprehend.
Aizen: Sign here. My shell company, 'Kyoka Suigetsu Holdings,' guarantees 300% returns in 30 days.
Aizen: Your robots will be converted into spiritual energy harvesters. Revolutionary technology.
Eggman: (With this power, Sonic won't stand a chance! I'll finally win!)
Freeza: Aizen, you're wasting your talents on this fool. His robots are barely worth scrap metal.
Aizen: Too late, Eggman. The contract just transferred ownership of your entire empire. Including your mustache trademark.
Eggman: (My... my robots... my empire... what have I done?)
Sesshy: Perhaps I'll watch this human grovel. His despair might prove... entertaining.
Aizen: Look at you now, Eggman. From emperor to beggar in one signature.
Eggman: Please... I have nothing left. My mustache... even that belongs to you now!
Freeza: Hah! This is what happens when mortals play with gods of evil!
Freeza: You're not even worth the energy to destroy, egg-boy!
Sesshy: (Enough. This mockery ends now.)
Freeza: What do you think you're doing, dog-demon?
Sesshy: Your voice grates on my ears. Silence.
Freeza: (Impossible... he cut through my final form...)
Aizen: Sesshoumaru... you've grown more interesting than I calculated.
Sesshy: Your illusions won't work on me, shinigami. Draw your blade.
Aizen: Then let's see if you can cut what cannot be cut.
Eggman: (I've brought gods to kill each other... what have I done...)
Aizen: Kyoka Suigetsu. Let's see if your legendary sword can cut through illusions themselves.
Sesshy: Bakusaiga. Your tricks end here.
Aizen: (Impossible... he can see through my complete hypnosis?)
Sesshy: Tokijin. The path of the demon is not yours to walk.
Aizen: (This power... it's not just raw strength... it's something else entirely...)
Eggman: (They're all distracted... now's my chance!)
Sesshy: Running? How pathetic. You're not worthy of being evil.
Sesshy: Give up this foolish quest. Find a different path.
Eggman: (My robots... my empire... my evil... all gone. What am I without it?)
Eggman: (I wanted to be the greatest villain... but maybe... maybe I was just running from being nothing at all.)
