Eggman Sugar Baby Gambit!
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Eggman
My dear, Android 18 has... a husband some bald headed cop. But you... you could be my sole sugar baby. Ten thousand dollars—monthly, how about it?
Maki
Doctor, I make triple that on my system every month.
Maki
I got an S&P 500 index fund, I train other warriors, and I hardly spend more than I make. Take your $10,000 and get weight loss surgery.
Eggman
But... but I'm a world-class villain! My Death Egg budgets alone—
Maki
Relax, big guy. You're cute when you're pathetic. Keep bringing that tricking energy and my hourly rate stays the same.
Eggman
So... we can still...?
Eggman
T-thank you my dear. Just don't tell Sonic or his friends about us...
Maki
You know discretion is my better talent. Now lay down and let's spend this time together.