Drip of Doom on Demon Queen’s Tail

Malaria the maid

Look, Kamie—one-handed service plus a free gun-show!

Kamie the Angel

Impressive, but your latte art looks like a scared pigeon.

Viacola

If that cup tilts, I tilt the entire café.

Malaria the maid

Oops—

Viacola

My tail says you have 0.3 seconds.

Viacola

You just declared war on the underworld, barista.

Kamie the Angel

Easy, Queenie. It was an accident, not a coup d'état.

Malaria the maid

Tell her I offer free muffins for life—

Viacola

Muffins won't un-burn royal appendages.

Roy Hazama

Delivery from the kitchen: coolant micro-foam, 200 psi. Tail-safe.

Viacola

Finally, a man who brings proper artillery.

Malaria the maid

Does this mean I'm spared?

Viacola

Mmm, vanilla. Your life is pardoned—for today. But next time, I summon the lava kraken.

Kamie the Angel

Great, now I want kraken-latte art.

Malaria the maid

Challenge accepted—if I can curl a kraken, I can froth one!