Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: This is Tokyo? Why is everyone carrying glowing rectangles?
Akane (Star Eyes): Phones. Please don't challenge one.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: The metal cabinet dispenses tea for coins? It has no house-elf.
Akane (Star Eyes): It's a vending machine.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: Why do the roads obey painted lines? Is this some Muggle ward?
Akane (Star Eyes): It's traffic safety, Draconia.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: They scan a square and money changes hands? Is it a curse or an invitation?
Akane (Star Eyes): QR payment. Don't point your wand at it.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: The iron carriage arrives on time? Hogwarts should hire one of these.
Akane (Star Eyes): It has tracks. That part matters.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: If this device knows where I am, can it find Potter?
Akane (Star Eyes): No. And I am not helping you stalk him through the internet.
Akane (Star Eyes): One hour. Learn the phone yourself.
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: Fine. Which button summons the internet?
Akane (Star Eyes): It means Google it!
Draconia “Malfoid” Malfoy: Then why did you say it like a spell?