DP Talk #6 The One Punch Man
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Story transcript
Deadpool: Hello readers, it's been a while hasn't it? In today's shit talk we have a guest appearance! Say hello to your favourite bald and robotic men.
Deadpool: Saitama and Genos! A seems to have lost motivation for some reason so I'll carry his legacy with me! So fuckers what's up?
Saitama: (Why is there a guy in a red suit talking to air?..) Genos, do you know this guy?
Deadpool: Saitama-sensei! It's me! Your #1 Fan! But screw Genos. One Lunch Man is peak btw so congrats on S3 coming soon! Oh wait, you don't know you're a show.
Deadpool: I got a question, is it cause we're strong because we're bald? Or is it me? Idk, cause I had cancer b4 my powers mutated(READ MY COMIC BY MARVEL YOU-)
Saitama: Dude, I'm literally just got back from trying to buy groceries on sale day. What are you on about?
Genos: Sensei! This guy is as strong as a S-class threat in your apartment! Or even worse, he may stronger than them!
Genos: This individual matches someone who can't die and won't shut up!
Deadpool: Hey Genos, my boy! Definitely wasn't shit talking you earlier btw. Anyways you're absolutely right! Technology sucks revealing personal info like that
Deadpool: Geno you Pervert! I didn't even tell you about myself and your using Government satellites to know who tf I am? Now that's just shit.
Saitama: Hey Genos, you said he can't die right? There's no way that can happen, everything dies eventually. Now, let's get him out of my house.
Deadpool: Hm, if that's what you want Saitama-sensei, let's fight outside!
Deadpool: That's what the readers want right? (A: Ah now this is good fanservice) Oh you're back A, welcome.
Deadpool: (So this is what being space dust feels like. Pretty chill actually. Wasn't expecting him to use a serious punch though.)
Deadpool: Hey baldy, you mind? Some of us are trying to regenerate here.
Saitama: You're still alive! This is amazing! Finally, someone who can take a serious punch!
Saitama: Wait, where are we??? Where's Earth?
Genos: Sensei! The planet... it's gone! My body miraculously survived from the blast wave! (DP: Screw you plot armour)
Genos: How will we get back? How will we buy groceries on sale day?
Deadpool: Grocery shopping? Kid, you're floating in the cosmic void and you're worried about discount vegetables? Saitama really ruined you buddy.
Deadpool: And plus, now one gonna say anything about Genos not having robot arms? HE'S FULLY HUMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE ON WHATIF!
Saitama: You know what? This isn't so bad. No more sale days to stress about, no more rent to pay...
Saitama: Plus, I finally found someone I can't one-punch. This is the best day ever.
Deadpool: Plot twist! Look up, baldy. Ooh~ time's reversing~ and the Earth is reverting back to normal~
Deadpool: Well without Earth I can't do shit anyway and A can't make stories so I guess it's a win-win. See you in the next issue readers!
Saitama: (The Earth... it's putting itself back together?)
Saitama: Wait, does this mean I have to pay next month's rent after all? GODDAMN IT!