Dorm Date Roulette: Sensei’s Jealous Popcorn Showdown

Gojo

I'm just saying—if I had to date one of you disasters—

Yuji

Sensei, you literally can't even see our faces right now—

Megumi

This conversation is why I lock my door at night.

Geto

Still trying to convince them you're marriage material, Satoru?

Gojo

Rude. I'm a catch and you know it.

Yuji

THE POPCORN'S SACRED WASTE NOT WANT NOT—

Megumi

You're literally eating off the floor now.

Gojo

Hypothetically—if you had to pick one student to—

Geto

I'd pick Megumi. He'd organize my evil schedule and bring me tea.

Megumi

I hope both of you trip on cursed energy.

Yuji

Wait wait WAIT—Sensei, you're not actually... jealous of Megumi right now, are you—

Gojo

Of course not. I'm just... evaluating my teaching methods.

Geto

You're jealous.

Megumi

Since you're both so desperate, I made you profiles. Gojo-sensei's interests include: himself, himself, and—

Gojo

DELETE THAT—

Geto

Mine says 'evil but make it fashion.' I'm keeping it.

Yuji

MEGUMI WIPE THE POPCORN OFF FIRST—