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Chopper: So... you're Ainz Ooal Gown, the dark lord of Nazarick?
Momonga: Indeed. And you're the one who summoned me to... measure dolphin reproductive health?
Astolfo: Don't worry, Ainz! I'll supervise you personally! This is gonna be fun!
Chopper: The dolphins have been... unusually aggressive during the tests. We need someone with... unique qualifications.
Momonga: (This is beneath my dignity as Supreme Being... but Nazarick needs the gold.)
Astolfo: Wait! You can't be so aggressive!
Chopper: Oh no...
Momonga: It appears my spell had... unintended consequences. This should be... educational.
Astolfo: (This is the best job ever!)
Astolfo: The secret isn't magic, it's... romance! These dolphins need to feel loved first!
Momonga: You expect me to... court dolphins? This is beneath the dignity of a Supreme Being.
Astolfo: Watch and learn! First, you need the right scent... dolphin pheromone extract mixed with rose oil!
Chopper: Wait! That's concentrated dolphin aphrodisiac! The dosage is way too strong!
Astolfo: (More is always better when it comes to love!)
Momonga: The dolphins! They're... they're forming a mating frenzy! This is not natural!
Chopper: (The samples will be contaminated! The data will be useless! We'll never get accurate readings!)
Astolfo: Look! They're so happy! This is the most successful test ever! We should bottle this and sell it!
Momonga: (I've conquered kingdoms... and now I'm being chased by amorous dolphins. Nazarick shall never know of this.)
Astolfo: So, skeleton king~ How exactly do you plan to help our dolphins with their... performance issues?
Momonga: I shall employ my supreme magical abilities to stimulate their reproductive systems directly.
Chopper: (This is going to end badly...)
Momonga: (Time Stop... then precise magical stimulation of their reproductive organs...)
Astolfo: Wait, they're not moving! Did you just stop time?!
Chopper: The vitals are spiking! Their testosterone levels are off the charts!
Momonga: Now, to channel my energy directly into their... reproductive systems.
Astolfo: THEY'RE GLOWING! They're evolving into super-dolphins!
Chopper: (The readings are impossible! This isn't virility enhancement, this is... DOLPHIN SUPER-SOLDIER CREATION!)
Momonga: (These dolphins... they're developing magical abilities. This was not the intended outcome...)
