Dobbys order
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Chef
Now hold up, little man... you want TWO Number 9s, a Number 9 Large...
Dobby
And a Number 6 with extra dip! Dobby knows what Dobby wants!
Chef
That's enough food for a family reunion. You sure you ain't ordering for the whole castle?
Dobby
Dobby is a FREE elf! Dobby can eat however much Dobby desires!
Chef
Look, elf-boy, this here's a school cafeteria, not an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Dobby
Dobby has been saving wages! Dobby will pay!
Chef
Best getcho tiny skinny butt back to that castle kitchen. We serve human kids here.
Dobby
But... but Dobby is free! Dobby has RIGHTS!
Chef
♪ Sometimes you gotta know when to walk away... ♪
Dobby
Dobby changes mind! Dobby will have... one small salad instead!
Chef
That's what I thought! And hey - tell Harry Potter he still owes me for those burgers last month.
Dobby
The great Harry Potter would NEVER dine and dash!